Wednesday, 14 February 2018

कौन ज्यादा जनता है


fdlh dkj.ko”k eq>s ,Dljs djkuk iM+k ,Dkjs ysdj eSa MkDVj ds ;gkWa xbZ AMkDVj us ,Dl js fudkyk mls LØhu ij yx;k vkS j cksyk ]fjiksVZ dgkWa gS ]\eSaus fyQkQk ns[kk fjiksVZ ugha Fkh “kk;n ?kj esa lcus ,Dljs ns[kk rks fudy xbz A eSaus MkDVj ls dgk fjiksVZ rks ,Dl js ns[kdj VSDuhf”k;u gh rks nsrk gS og vki ls T;knk dkfcy rks gksrk ugha gS vki ,Dl js nsf[k;s vkSj crkb;s D;k ijs”kkuh gs A
^ugha igys vki fjiksVZ ykb;s * mlus ,Dl js okil dj fn;k
eSa dqN nsj MkDVj dk psgjk ns[krh jgh fQj cksyh ]^ rks D;k vki ,Dljs ns[kuk ugha tkurs * iwNrs gq, oSls eSa fcydqy csodwQ yx jgh Fkh a]^VSDuhf”k;u T;knk gksf”k;kj gksrs gsa *
ml le; NkDVj dk cl pyrk rks og ejk xyk nck nsrk
^vxj VSDuhf”k;u us xyr fjiksVZ nsnh rks vki xyr gh bykt dj nsaxs*
lpkbZ ;gh gS lsaVj okys VSDuhf”k;u uofl{kqvk gh j[krs gSa vd?kdrj ds ikl rks dksbZ fBxjh gh ugha gksrh A lsaVj okyksa dh Hkh etcwjh gS oks lLrs deZpkjh j{krs gSa ;gkWa deZpkjh dgrs cqjk yx jgk gS ij  lk/kkj.k Kku okys gh gksrs gSa igys oks mDljs djus okyksa ds vfllVSaV gksrs gSa fQj os gh VSDuhf”k;u dgus yxrs gsa a

Tuesday, 13 February 2018

सुखी रोटी


Jh oqnkou/kke ds ckck Jh jke d`’>knkl xkSM_g; lEiznk; ds egku~ fo}ku ?kksj R;kxh riLi lar Fks A fnuHkj dh riL;k ds ckn la?;;kdky esa cztokfl;ksa ds ?kj ls jksVh ekax ykrs vkSj ;equk ty esa fHkxks dj ik ysrs A cM+s cM+s jktk egkjktk lsB n”kZukFkZ vkrs HksaV lsok dqN u Lohdkjr A feêh dk djok dkSihu ;gh laifÙk Fks A md fnu jktLFkku ds ,d jktk lkgc vk;s A HksaV Lo:I Qyksa ds Vksdjs lkeus j{kdj lk’Vkax iz.kke fd;k
Ckck us iwNkk \^dgkWa ls vk;s gks*
Jktk us dgk ]^ Hkxou~ t;iqj ds ikl NksVh lh fj;klr gS *
dqN nsj ckck b/kj m/kj dh ckr djrs jgs fQj cksys ]^eSa fHk{kko`ft ds fy;s tk jgk gWwa*
jktk lkgc us rRijrk ls mBs vkS Vksdjk [kksyrs dgk]^ gqtwj vaxwj lso dsyk gS ikb;s *
^vjs cPpk ;s esjs fdl dke s ] tks ve`r cztokyksa dh jksVh ds lw[ks VqdM+ksa esa gS buesa dgkWa vkSj Hktu xkrs fHk{kk ekaxus py fn;k A*

कुछ खट्टी कुछ मीठी


11 nqfu;k ds vk/ks yksxksa dh [kq”kh dk dkj.k vk/ks yksxksaaa dk nq%[k gS
12  “kkdkgkjh og O;fDr gS tks fdlh tho dks ugha [kkrk gS tks ftUgsa ns[kus ds fy;s  ekbØksLdksi dh vko”;drk ugha gksrh A
13 LokfHkeku iq#’k ds LoHkko dk og xq.k tks mlds ikl rc rd jgrk gS tc rd mldh “kknh ugha gks tkrh A
14 iSls dks ijokg ugha fd mls dkSu dekrk gS A
15 ,d ekWa vius cPps dks 25 o’kZksaZa esa vkneh cuk ikrh gS fdUrq ,d L+h “kknh ds ckn 5 feuV esa gh mls csodwQ cuk nsrh gSa A
16 vxj vki lxh nks cguksa esa ls NksVh dks U;kj djrs gSa rks cM+h ls “kknh dj yhft;s NksVh ls fj”rk vius vki tqM+ tk;sxk A
17 vHkh rd dksbZ Hkh ,slk nk”kZfud ugha gqvk gS tks ohjrk ls nkWar dk nnZ lgys A
18  “kknh dh rqyuk ml fiatjs ls dh tk ldrh gSftlesa vkus okys i{kh Hkh grk”k gksrs  gSa u vkus okys gh A
19 ,d ,slk “kCn ftldk foykse ugha gksrk A
20 ,d vkSjr dh ftanxh ds dfBu o’kZ gksrs gsa 10 ls 70 o”kZ dh mez rd A
21 otV ftlls ge [kpZ djus ds ckn fpafrr gksus ds otk; [kpZ djus ls igys fpafrr gksrs gSa A

Saturday, 10 February 2018

saरकारी योजनाएं


ljdkj dksbZ Hkh ;kstuk ?kksf’kr djs pkgs laj{k,k dh]lM+d dh efgykvksa dh ;k vU; fdlh Hkh ns”kfgr dh A ykxw djus dh ?kks’k.kk Hkh dh tkrh gS ij D;k mldks fØ;kfUor djus okys uhps ds vf?kdkjh mls pyus nsrs gSa oks dSls ugha [kk;saxs nUgsa ?kj dh nky jksVh ugha egxs gksVyksa ds fcy Hkjus dh vknr yx xbZ gks os D;k lknk [kkuk [kk;saxs Aos rks Qksj LVkj esa Hkh [kkuk rkSghu le>rs gSa Åij ls r[rk iyV djus okys mdlkrs gSa [kjkc dke djks ;g ljdkj rqEgsa cuus ugha nsxh bls Hkxkvksa turk dks fd;s okns turk rd vkrs gh ugha dSa dksbZ dke gks rks dSls A vxj bZekunkjh ls ljdkj }kjk pykbZ xbZ ;kstukvksa dks fØ;kfUor fd;k tk; rks u vkanksyu gks u leL;kmsa mBsa  cl ns”k fgr ds fy;s ;gh lcls cM+k migkj gS A

Friday, 9 February 2018

प्रेम युद्ध बन जाता है


izase  tcrd vkd’kZ.k ds :I esa gS rc rd izseh izsfedk nksuksa ekfyd gksrs gSa fookg esa ifjofrZr gksrs gh ekfyd ukSdj dk Hkko vk tkrk gS vkSj ukjh ukSdj gksus dk lq[k Hkksxrh gS mlesa gh eLr jgrh gS ij tgkWa tjk lk efyd cuus dh vksj dne c<+kuk pkgrh gS ;k gd dh ckr djrh gS rks >xM+k gksus yxrk gSA rc izse ;q) dh fLFkfr iSnk dj nsrk gS A

Tuesday, 6 February 2018

मैंने टीवी देखा

o   Vhoh esa cgqr ls pSuy gksrs gSa vusdksa pSuy tks eu vk;s ns[kks Hkwr okys lhfj;y lkl cgw ds lhfj;y nq’pØ ds lhfj;y vaxzsth fQYesa fgUnh iqjkuh fQYesa Qyki fQYesa Avc igyk pSuy yxk;k nks VkWax ,d nwljs dks ns[krh eqLdjkrh utj vkbZa tYnh ls nwljk pSuy yxk;k ,d VkWax fQj nwljh VkWax dks lgykrh utj vkbZ
Ekkax ekax oks ekax gS D;k ftl ekax us fny dks ekax fy;k
VkWax VkWax oks VkWax gS D;k ftl Vkax us fny dks VkWax fn;k A
Rkhljk pSuy ns[kk rks fQj Vkax utj vkbZ bl ckj Vkax iatksa ds :Ik esa utj vkbZadej VwVs blls igys pSuy cnyk rks VekVj dh gksyh fn[kh pyks dqN vyx fn[kk ij ;g D;k og rks fudy fy;k pyks vkxs c<+ks okg chch dk fny ckx ckx gks x;k ^vjs jgus nks u ns[kus nks ns[kks ;g viuh chch ds fy;s fdrus cM+s cM+s  ghjs ysdj vk jgk gS gS u fdruk vPNk A* Hkyk gks cSVs dk tks mlus eEEkh dks [kkus fy;s iqdkj fy;k A c<+ csVk c<+k vkxs T;knk fnekx er yxk vkxs c<+k rks pepekrh xkM+h ihNs ls csVk cksyk ] ^ gkWa ikik  gkWa tjk ns[kwWa  eEeh ;gh dkj ysaxs D;ksa ikik
gkWa csVk brus iSls bDdês ns[k rks ysa
vc NksM+ks ;s lc esjk lhfj;y fudy tk;xk
ykSV dj pSuy yxk;k lkl lksdj mVh  Hkkjh lkM+h tsoj lc lth gqbZ NksVk csVk cksyk ]^eEeh vki rks lqcg mBrh gks rks Hkwruh lh yxrh gks ;s ns[kks fdrus vPNs rjg ls lksrh gsa A
 rq>s crkÅWa cM+ksa ls ,sls cksyrs gSa

^ vkSj D;k vkius ns[kk ugha oks yM+dk vius ikik ij fdruh tksj ls fpYyk jgk Fkk  vkSj lkl mks ,d feuV esa gh LØhu ls xk;c Fkh vkSj fQj cki dk iktkek dVokus nks csodwQ [kM+s Fks A

Monday, 5 February 2018

हाय ये ,एड किसका है

;okZf/kd “kfDr”kkyh ehfM;k gS mlij nwj n”kZu vktdy lcls l”kDr ek?;e vius dks fl) djus dk n=muij ,M dh HkhM+ jgrh gs ftruh nsj dk;ZØe vkrk gS mlls vf/kd le; ds fy;s ,M vkrs gsaD;ksafd gj O;kikfjd laLFkku Hkky dh fcØh ds fy;s Vhoh dks ek?;e cukrk gSvkSj ftl dk;ZØe dh Vh vkj ih c<+ tkrh gSmldks <M ij <M feyus “kq: gks tkrs gsa vkSj dk;ZØe cukus okys dh cYys cYys gks tkrh gS vkSj O;kikfjd laLFkku dh Hkh mM+iM+rh gS D;ksafd ,d iafDRk ds lhfj;y dks ns[kus ds fy;s chl feuV dk <M >sytk gS vkSj <M Hkh ,sls ftudk le; ns[kus dk chr pqdk gks ;k ,dls ftudk dksbZ vFkZ ugha fudyrk dhkh rks ;g le< gh ugha ikrk fd Lisu dk VekVj  mRlo ns[k jgs gSa ;k gSyesV dk ,M,d fpIl dk iSdsV ysdj vlH;krk dh gnsa ikj dh tkrh gSa NksVs NksVs cPps cki dks ulhgr nsrs gsaftl cPps dks ml pht dk vFkZ Hkh ugha irk gksxk og cki ls dgrk D bruk Hkh ugha tkusa rc <M cukus okys vkSj mls LIkUlj djus okyksa ij n;k vkrh gS muds cPps t:j muds cki gksaxs vkSj bruh cnrehth ls ckr djrs gksaxs vkSj os {kq”kh eglwl djrs gksaxs rc gh rks ,slk ,M cuk;k ij gSjkuh gksrh gS ml cPps ij tks xksnh esa p<+jgk gS vkSj dk;ns dkuwu f[kk jgk gS  ,d Lizs vusd yM+fd;kWa  eryc yM+fd;kWa fdruh lLrh gksrh gSa fd ,d tjk lh [kq”kcw ls gh iV tkrh gSa ;k bruh caodwQ vkSj  bruh xjhc fd Qkbo LVkj gksVy rks pyh tkrh gSa ij ,d fcLdqV ugha [kjhn ldrh Axa?k ds ihNs tkuojksa dh rjg  lWwa lWwa lWwa?krh py nsrh gSa  oks gh ij¶;e ejs vkfQl dk deZpkjh Hkh [kjhn yk;k ij ikWap feuV ckn gh ilhus ls xa?kkrk fQj jftLVj ckWaVus yxk  vkSj MkWaV ]kkrk jgk A